Trade War MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

alliances, Diplomacy, AlienCraft, transatlantic relationship, international relations

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.

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TariffCraft: Make Our Day!

TariffCraft, united states, free trade, Import, Tariffs

yOu wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s fake smile. we got a secret underground disco club where u can party with creepers and skeletons. our moderators are unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and banning griefers with a flick of their rainbow tails. join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a dragon. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!

protectionism, trump, Dispute Resolution, trade war, Economy

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

international trade, TariffCraft, China, Economy, foreign relations

u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again!

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TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again

sanctions, nationalism, trade war, international relations, Economy

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again!

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CraftyCanuckz

North America, Premier David Eby, Canada, Tariff uncertainty, Trade

LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis

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CraftyTradeWars

Trade, trade war, Canada, Global markets, CraftyTradeWars

Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyTrump’sTariffFun

transatlantic relations., Retaliatory measures, donald trump, protectionism, CraftyTrumpsTariffFun

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.

we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.

plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!

Economy, united states, protectionism, trade policy, economic impact

so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Exports, trade agreement, economic impact, North America, united states

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.

plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.

oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.

so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.

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