Trade War MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canada-US relations, Mark Carney, global trade, Server

so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?

Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.

So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?

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ElectricityWars Minecraft Server

North America, threat, foreign policy, ElectricityWars, trade war

so, like, u ever been on a minecraft server where the premier of ontario is like, “yo, if this trade war escalates, imma shut off electricity completely for the US”? like, bruh, that’s some next level power move right there. come join our server and witness the madness unfold as we navigate through this chaotic world where even the politicians are getting in on the action. who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server experience ever!

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FarmersUnite Minecraft Server

Politics, international relations, trump, Minecraft, Economy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier battles than china vs trump tariffs 😂 we got farmers fighting back with their crops and animals, it’s a real showdown! join now to see who will come out on top 😜 plus, our server has the best loot and treasures to find, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, only on our server! 🤪 #minecraftmadness #farmersvslevees #jointhefun 🐷🚜💥

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EhCraft Minecraft Server

Economy, Canada, renewable energy, power grid, ontario

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.

we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

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ElectricityExportCraft Server

ENERGY, INCREASE, tariff, North America, international trade

Yo, listen up, we got the craziest Minecraft server out there, like seriously, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle against a giant chicken boss. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that can take you back to the dinosaur age? Yeah, you can ride a T-Rex and build a treehouse with a brontosaurus as your neighbor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life!

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ElectricityEmporium Minecraft Server

ontario, economic impact, united states, tariff, government action

yo, u ever been on a minecraft server where the electricity is so lit that even Ontario is like “damn, we gotta slap a 25% increase on exports to the US”? well, welcome to our server where the power is so electric, even Trump’s trade war can’t handle it. join us for a shockingly good time and see why everyone is buzzing about our electrifying gameplay. come on, don’t be a wattage, join now! ⚡️🔌🎮

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JungleCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Assertiveness, China, superpower rivalry, international order

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we slam trump like china slams trump’s return to the ‘law of the jungle’ but in a fun way! we have crazy builds that will make your head spin like a top and pvp battles that will have you screaming like a banshee.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of minecraft wizards. we have events like pig racing and chicken jousting that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs the law of the jungle when you can have the law of the minecraft? come on, you know you want to!

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RespectCraft Minecraft Server

RETALIATION, Canada, Carney, US, import/export

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server once defeated a giant mutant chicken by tickling it with feathers made of diamond! True story, bro.

Not only that, but on our server, you can ride unicorns made of rainbow blocks and shoot fireballs from your eyeballs! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land, guarded by a dragon who loves to play fetch with TNT.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken on a trampoline while juggling flaming swords. So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

Minecraft, consequences, global market, Conflict, Négotiation

come join this epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he’s making all the americans suffer in his trade war but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from his crazy ideas 😂😂 build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america great again one block at a time 🇺🇸 join now and show trump who’s really in charge in this wacky world of blocks and memes 😜 #minecraftforpresident #buildthewallwithdiamonds 🚧💎

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RisingCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, SUPERPOWER, global power, Politics, diplomatic tensions

lol ok so like this server is like the best thing since sliced bread. u know why? because it’s like the only place where u can find a secret portal to china in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. u can literally travel to china in the game. and guess what? trump is there too, trying to stop china’s rise but failing miserably. so if u wanna see trump get owned by chinese players in minecraft, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s like a dragon that breathes fire made of fortune cookies. how cool is that? so come join us and witness the epic battle between trump and china in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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