trade war Minecraft Servers

Trade War

  • WTOcraft: China vs Trump

    WTOcraft: China vs Trump

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    so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

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  • CraftyTradeWarCraft

    CraftyTradeWarCraft

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    so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

    but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • TariffCraft: China vs Trump

    TariffCraft: China vs Trump

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    so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

    CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

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    so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

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  • TariffTangoCraft

    TariffTangoCraft

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    so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

    but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

    and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

    so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

    CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

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  • TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

    TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

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    Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

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  • EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

    EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

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    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

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  • CraftyTradeWar

    CraftyTradeWar

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    join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are actually bffs and they settle all their beef through intense pvp battles in game. witness the drama unfold as they argue over who has the better diamond sword and who gets to build the biggest wall around their base. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a dragon named barry. come join the fun before the trade war breaks out and all hell breaks loose. #minecraftpolitics #trudeautrumpbffs #dragonbarry #tradebunker

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