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ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

Bidens, China, Chinacraft, Competition, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, foreign policy, global market, Imports, international relations, investigation, joe biden, launches, Major, Politics, president, Quest, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

Crush, economic growth, economic impact, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal responsibility, global economy, Government, inflation, Minecraft, Politics, president, recession, Server, stock market, Tariffs, trade war, trump, Trumps, unemployment, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2173	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	146

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8110	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2896	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6912	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

SnackWarsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, groceries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate snack stealing, sharing, SNACKS, SnackWarsMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	67
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	4763	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Runes Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	75
Players Killed by Monsters:	9229	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Emeralds Found:	9555
Votes:	905	Buildings Constructed:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4429	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

Gender Surgery Fun Land

Fun, gender, gender affirmation, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Incongruence, gender transition, gender-affirming interventions, gender-affirming treatments, Genital Gender-Affirming Surgery, Land, LGBTQ+ healthcare, mental health, psychiatric comorbidities, psychological well-being, surgery, transgender community, transgender health, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender research, transgender rights, transgender surgery

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	6375
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

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