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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Votes:	3167	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crops Grown:	6782
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	140	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	893	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Potions Brewed:	147

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Items Found:	7480
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4479
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!