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SanctionCraft: Japan vs Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where we slap new sanctions on players who try to evade bans like russia evading sanctions from japan. we don’t mess around with rule breakers, we slap them with sanctions like a boss. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international diplomacy in a blocky world. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination with our pet creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those rule breakers who’s boss. -
SlovakCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR SLOVAKIA WILL SEND YOU TO MINECRAFT JAIL! ROBERT FICO WILL COME AND MAKE YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF RUSSIAN GAS BLOCKS! YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE’S A CRAZY BLOCK BUILDER! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF SLOVAKIA! #BLOCKBUILDERROBERTFICO #GASSANCTIONS #MINECRAFTJAIL -
CraftyPutin’sBankBlock
so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam! -
Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!
build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!
but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!
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PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!
we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!
don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!
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BlockyTradeWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together! -
TariffCraft: Inflation Edition
Are you tired of boring old politics and economics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump’s tariffs are the talk of the town…literally! Watch as players build giant walls around their virtual houses to keep out those pesky imported goods. Will the price of diamonds skyrocket due to trade wars? Only time will tell on our wacky server! Join now for a chance to see virtual chaos unfold in the most unexpected ways! -
BlockyCommieBankBan
OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! ðĪŠðĪð