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  • CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server

    CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server

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    So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • FarmersUnite Minecraft Server

    FarmersUnite Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier battles than china vs trump tariffs ๐Ÿ˜‚ we got farmers fighting back with their crops and animals, it’s a real showdown! join now to see who will come out on top ๐Ÿ˜œ plus, our server has the best loot and treasures to find, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, only on our server! ๐Ÿคช #minecraftmadness #farmersvslevees #jointhefun ๐Ÿท๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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  • CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

    CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

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    Welcome to the Dairy Apocalypse: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality

    Join us! But beware: the cows are watching.


    A Brief Introduction to the Madness

    In a realm where milk flows like the rivers of chaos and cows wield power beyond comprehension, Dairy Apocalypse emerges! Here, President Trumpโ€™s threats manifest as colossal dairy farms that tower like castles of cream. What lies behind this madness? Tariffs? Or is it a conspiracy crafted by sentient lactose? The truth is slipperyโ€”much like a block of butter left out in the sun.


    Gameplay Features That Defy Expectation

    Feature Description
    Tariff Towers Constructed from blocks of cheese, they rise in defensive grid formations to protect against Canadian Invasion (and also the lactose-intolerant).
    Dairy Wars Engage in absurd battles where players fling curds and whey at each other while chanting โ€œMoo Watch.โ€
    Secret Milk Cults Find hidden temples dedicated to the worship of the Dairy Gods where sacrifices of fruit are demanded.
    Unholy Ferments Craft potions that turn villagers into dairy-fueled versions of themselvesโ€”now they can flip out.
    Lactose Lordship Ascend to unimaginable heights with trophies of the finest cheese, gaining special abilities as the new Dairy Dictator.

    A Cautionary Tale (or Not)

    This server is said to be banned in 12 countries. Why? Rumor has it that authorities were overrun by rogue milkshakes. Some say they formed the Milk Brigade, charging through borders with butter-fat fury.

    Testimonials from the Lost and Confused

      • โ€œI once found a cow wearing sunglasses here, and it told me the secrets of the universe! 10/10 would recommend.โ€ – U/LactoseIntolerance420
      • โ€œThis place turned my friends into dairy mutants, and now Iโ€™m the last normal one. HELP ME!โ€ – U/SendHelpAndBarbecueSauce

    FAQ of Eternal Confusion

    Q: What is the purpose of this server? A: To elevate your understanding of cheese to a metaphysical levelโ€”also, to keep Canada on its toes.

    Q: Do I need to bring my own dairy products? A: Only if you want to succeed in the hidden cult quests! Otherwise, expect broken dreams and exploding milk cartons.

    Q: Are there actual tariffs? A: Isnโ€™t your soul a tariff enough in this chaotic economy?


    Enter the Chaos and Embrace Your Destiny

    This is not just a server; it’s a reckoning! Join us and meld into the swirling chaos where everything you thought you knew about dairy, leadership, and block-building will be shattered. You may be drawn in by the allure of forbidden cheese recipes or the call of the underground Milk Wars.

    WARNING: Joining this server may result in bewilderment, existential crises, and an unyielding urge to moo uncontrollably. Only the bravest should dare to embark on this milk-laden journey.

    Will you become the dairy overlord, or will you simply turn into a pint of panic? The choice is yours. Join usโ€”before the cows take over! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’ฅ

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  • Ontario’s Tariff Tango Craze!

    Ontario’s Tariff Tango Craze!

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    Tariff Towers: The Unnerving Realm of Ontario’s Trade Bans

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to Tariff Towers, where the blocks are just as unstable as the trade agreements crumbling around us! Enter a world forged in chaos, retaliation, and pixels more volatile than a netherite block in a lava pit. Here, the political landscape shifts faster than a creeper on caffeine, and trust me, youโ€™ve never felt more aliveโ€ฆ or unsettled.

    Unmasking the Terrifying Trade Laws of Ontario

    Did you hear the whispers? Ontario has bared its teeth and declared the Age of Tariff Tribulations! This isnโ€™t just another server; oh no, this is where pixels play puppet while mannequins of diplomacy twist in the wind of incompetence. After all, one month of exemption is just a stratagemโ€”the calm before the storm of trade wars that will leave you breathless, or was it just from running too fast from an Enderman?

      • What to Expect:
        • Tariff Puzzles: Solve riddles to unlock blockades. Will you gamble gems or barter bread?
        • Trade Wars: Alliances will shatter quicker than glass under an iron golemโ€™s stomp.
        • Prices That Will Make You Scream: Trade emeralds for dirt! The economy is upside down, and we are here for it!

    The Conspirators of Tariff Towers

    Join forces with mysterious Tariff Cultists lurking in the shadows. They whisper of shadowy figures pulling the strings from a secret bunker beneath the surface, commanding changes in geopolitics like some Minecraft overlord. What do they want? Who knows! Probably blocks, influence, or an unlimited supply of cake.

    "I don’t know what happens inside Tariff Towers, but ever since I joined, I can hear the walls talk." โ€” A perpetually bewildered player

    Player Testimonials: Each More Disturbing than the Last

      • โ€œPlaying here changed my life. I now understand foreign policy… sort of. I’m just not sure if it was the game or the mushrooms.โ€
      • โ€œI thought I entered an economic simulation, but I think I came out as a diplomat. Whoโ€™s running this madness anyway?โ€

    Controversies and Dark Legends

    This server was banned in 12 countries. But why? One theory suggests the leader is made entirely of glitching economy sim dataโ€”money that never existed! Are the officials in on it? Can they even afford a diamond pickaxe? No one knows!

    Journey into deep caverns of neglectful bureaucracy and corporate greed. Can you spot the discrepancies and avoid the enforcers of tariffs? They might just be lurking behind that Minecraft tree pretending to be a trade envoy.

    Secret Features Only for the Brave

      • Erie Economy: Experience peaks at unexplainable times. One minute you’re offering iron, the next: a full-blown embargo!
      • Tariff Fissures: Enter them at your own riskโ€”some say they lead to alternate universes where trade doesnโ€™t exist. Others say it’s where common sense goes to die.

    The Truth Will Set You Freeโ€”Or Get You Banned!

    Dare you join us in this digital anarchy? This isnโ€™t a simple server; it’s an experiment in madness where logic crumbles like sandcastles under a wave of unresolved tariffs!

    FAQ: Everything You Didn’t Want to Ask

      • Q: Why are there no clear rules? A: Rules are fundamental mechanisms of control. We don’t do control here.

      • Q: Can I trust my fellow players? A: Probably not. Look over your shoulderโ€”there’s a 98% chance someone is plotting your downfall as we speak.

      • Q: What happens if I fail the trade quizzes? A: You awaken in a world ruled by phantom tariffsโ€”endless confusion and misery await.

    Join us, if you dareโ€”Tariff Towers beckons like a siren song! Remember, here, chaos is our constant companion, and sanity is just a crafting recipe you threw away!

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  • MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

    MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

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    Prepare for the Tariff Apocalypse: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the bizarre shores of TariffCraft, where the blocks are as unstable as the economy and the tariffs flow like lava in the Nether! Strap yourself in as we plunge headfirst into a pixelated dimension of carnage and commerce, where Trump’s tariffs bend the laws of reality and logic itself!


    "Tariffs have entered the chat."

    Each block you mine could cost you! Do you know how much an emerald is worth when itโ€™s subject to international levies? Spoilers: It fluctuates infinitely, and no one is safe! Will you pay 100% in diamonds to build a fortress of solitude, or do you haggle and barter for your freedom? The marketplace is a battleground where bargaining is taken seriously.


    Features of TariffCraft:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Tariff Rates Prices for everything change based on the latest global currency shifts!
    Political Minefields Step carefully! Triggering a tariff may lead to explosive consequences!
    Trade Wars Arena Enter the PvP pit where alliances are temporary, and turmoil is permanent.
    The Great Wall of Resources Enemies cannot cross unless they agree to a tariff-paying treatyโ€ฆ or a duel!
    The Currency Converter Lost in translation? Good luck tradingโ€”nothing’s in your favor here!

    Legends of the Server

    Whispers in the Caves say that deep within the lava flows lies the โ€œTariff Templeโ€, guarded by the Creepers of Controversy. Legends tell of a forbidden block that can resolve any disputeโ€”for a price, of course. Some say it was built to honor the Grand Negotiator himself, whose former powers inspired chaos in every block!


    Contradictions & Testimonials

    โ€œI joined this server to escape reality, but somehow I feel more trapped than ever.โ€ โ€” A suspicious player in full Netherite.

    โ€œThank goodness I paid my tariffs in blood diamonds while fortifying my base. Now Iโ€™m untouchable!โ€ โ€” A player who mysteriously vanished after their third trade.


    FAQs: Zero Clarity Provided

      • Q: Can I ignore the tariffs? A: Only if youโ€™re comfortable spending eternity in the End!

      • Q: Why is there a giant, animated depiction of Trump in the spawn? A: Art is subjectiveโ€ฆ or is it?

      • Q: Are we in a simulation? A: Who’s asking?

    Warnings! The Unseen Consequences Await!

      • This server has been banned in 12 countries… but weโ€™re not legally responsible for why.
      • Rumor has it that every time you craft a โ€œTariff Block,โ€ a dog in real life gets its taxes audited. Proceed at your own risk.
      • Our community has been cautioned against discussing politicsโ€”the last player who tried ended up at the bottom of the Ocean of Controversy.

    Join the Chaosโ€”If You Dare!

    Step into TariffCraft where every mined block is a gamble, and the stakes are higher than your worst nightmare. Existential dread meets pixelated absurdity as you navigate this marketplace of madness! Reciprocate or pay the priceโ€”no refunds!

    Our doors are open, but be warned: You may never leave!

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  • BlockyTariffTangoMC!

    BlockyTariffTangoMC!

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    The Great Border Wall of Blocks: A Tariff Tango in Minecraft!

    Welcome, weary traveler, to a server where the surreal dances with absurdity, and the landscape breathes chaos! Here lies The Great Border Wall of Blocks, a land charged with electrifying tariffs between pixels.

    Is Trump secretly building a wall made of blocky ties and taxes? Dive in and find out! What if the blocks beneath your feet are all made up of mysterious international trade agreements? Who needs realism when you can mine tariff diamonds?

    ๐Ÿช“ Server Features: A Bizarre Reality Awaits!

    Feature Description
    Tariff Towers Colossal structures made entirely of tariffs! Harvest trade blocks that change with each new patch. Watch out for the sneaky Canadian beavers covertly assembling their plans.
    Crafting Conspiracies Internet whispers say that every block you mine brings you closer to uncovering the Secret Council of Bi-National Negotiators hidden beneath your pixelated world!
    Economy of Chaos Enter a land where resources fluctuate based on the latest tweets. Get rich by hoarding block currencies before they drop like a hammer in an election year!

    Remember! Every brick tells a story of questionable policy and high-stakes negotiations.

    "I tried to build my own tariff-free zone, but I ended up in a red cube prison." โ€” Ancient Prime Minister Steve

    ๐Ÿ“œ Legends of the Server: Tales from the Block Side

      • The Legend of the Failed Trade Agreement: Once, a player tried to create a minecart trading route between Mexico and Canada. A mysterious glitch turned it into an unending pit of lava. Was it sabotage or divine intervention?

      • The Bizarre Battle of Wheat and Hops: Players reportedly fought over premium wheat production, weaving cabbage into a tapestry of insurrection. Those who dared to brew the elusive Tariff Ale were mysteriously struck by lightning.

    ๐Ÿค” Frequently Asked Questions (that answer everything and nothing)

      • Q: What kind of tariffs exist on this server? A: Colors change with your allegiances; black is for despair, red for economics!

      • Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Some have tried with elaborate minecart systems. Few have returned with their sanity.

      • Q: Is there really a wall? A: Yes. It’s made of blocks, dreams, and shattered promises.

    โš ๏ธ Beware of the Blocky Cult!

    Rumors abound that players who venture too far into the Nether Chamber of Federal Overreach vanishโ€”only to return bearing the gift of unsettling knowledge. Their eyes gleam with the light of too many conspiracy theories. Join at your own risk!

    ๐Ÿ“ข You are Invited! (But also warned)

    What lies beneath the Great Border Wall? Join us, and perhaps you’ll discover that every cube you mine is a step closer to unearthing the truth of the pixelated economyโ€”or you might just find yourself lost in a web of trade deals that never were. After all, in a world where tariffs terraform lands, what is reality but one massive block party?

    Dare to join, and potentially uncover truths best left buried! Welcome to The Great Border Wall of Blocks, where reality doesn’t just bendโ€”it fractures!

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  • TacoTag: Tariff Takedown!

    TacoTag: Tariff Takedown!

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    ๐ŸŒช๏ธ Join the Discord of Delirium: The Tariff Terror Terrain! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm torn asunder by warring factions of cubic diplomacy! Usher yourself into the Tariff Terror Terrain, where the walls of trade topple like a stack of poorly placed blocks and the stakes are as absurd as a pig wearing a crown.

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ Introduction: The Illogical Escalation Begins! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

    Whispers echo through the pixelated valleys: Mexico will retaliate! But what does that even mean in the grand scheme of things when tariffs are just the tips of the iceberg floating in a sea of chaos? Whatโ€™s a blocky citizen to do when each cubic currency crashes with the weight of political tension? Here, we donโ€™t just build; we defy reality! Each block you place could be a statement, a rebellionโ€”or the beginning of your descent into madness!

    ๐Ÿ”ฎ Features of the Absurd!

    Dive into features so baffling, they threaten the fabric of your very existence!

    Mystical Features Description
    Trade Wars Arena Unleash your inner economist in an arena where creepers explode into tariffs!
    Blockade of Borders Build walls to keep out unaffiliated playersโ€”but beware, they’re building too!
    The Bargain Basement Regularly fluctuating prices for blocks that depend on who you know (hint: itโ€™s the chicken overlord).
    Faction Farmerโ€™s Market Trade melons and glitches in a market where economics is merely a suggestion.
    Tariffs of Uncertainty Experience the thrill of trade penalties as they cause chaos in your inventory managementโ€”good luck crafting a compass for guidance!

    ๐ŸŒ€ The Wild Conspiracy Theories! ๐ŸŒ€

      • Creepers are cloning conspiracy agents! Why do they blow up? To disrupt crucial negotiations between vendors and terraform with explosive โ€œretaliation.โ€
      • The Diamond Cartel of Chaos. Rumor has it, a clandestine sect is growing diamonds that control the global economy, and if you find them, DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYE!
      • Zombie Farm Expansion! Each undead wanderer is a metaphor for trade relationsโ€”useless and crumbling. They seek tariffs on bread, raising the stakes of your toast!

    โ“ FAQ: Questions You Didnโ€™t Dare Ask! โ“

    Q: Is this server political? A: Political? More like an existential crisis with a side of baked potatoes!

    Q: Can I make allies? A: Allies? Maybe. Enemies? Absolutely! But do you really need friends when you can mine for solitude?

    Q: Are we living in a simulation? A: Here? Absolutely! And the code is riddled with bugs that look like politicians!

    ๐Ÿ“œ Legends of the Terrain!

    It is said that deep below the obsidian plains lies a treasure chest filled with the remains of failed trade agreementsโ€”curse any who dare take it! Those who try are never seen again, unless they become powered-up zombies roaming the realm.

    โš”๏ธ Banter from the Unhinged Players! โš”๏ธ

    โ€œI once traded a golden apple for a stack of iron blocksโ€”now I am hunted by the Tariff Titans.โ€ – Anonymous โ€œThey said this place was chaotic but turned out to be a market simulator for doom!โ€ – PeasantFarm99

    ๐ŸŒ‘ A Call to the Brave!

    Gather your swords and shields; join us in a world where logic is a mere suggestion and diplomacy is a dance with the devil. Fight, craft, and trade as everything crumbles around youโ€”because sometimes, chaos is the only option!

    Join us todayโ€”or else! (Or else what? We donโ€™t know! Thatโ€™s the beauty of chaos!)

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  • CraftyTariffCrash

    CraftyTariffCrash

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE TRUMP’S TARIFFS MADE THE STOCKS CRASH AND NOW WE’RE ALL LIVING IN MINECRAFT LAND TO ESCAPE THE CHAOS. BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE TARIFF MONSTERS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THERE’S A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL UNICORN LAND. COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE. #TARIFFSAREFORTROLLS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #DIAMONDUNICORNS

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  • CraftyChinaTariffs

    CraftyChinaTariffs

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    so like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against all those haters out there, just like China hitting back at Trump with those tariffs and sanctions, but in Minecraft form, ya know? we got crazy reciprocal tariffs between 10% to 15% on all the mobs and stuff, and we even got sanctions on US firms in the game, like they can’t trade with us or something. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and stuff. come join us and show those haters who’s boss in the Minecraft world!

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  • TariffCraft: No Delay!

    TariffCraft: No Delay!

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump

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  • Failed SMP

    Failed SMP

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    Hey! Looking for a new minecraft smp? Well donโ€™t worry cause weโ€™ve got you. We are a small Australian minecraft smp trying to make new content creators and gain more players. We have a LIFESTEAL plugin to add a twist to the server. You can apply to join the smp in the discord

    https://discord.gg/bpXg8Svu4P

    51.161.192.63:25574

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  • Cursenetwork

    Cursenetwork

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    We are waiting for you at our CurseNetwork Server-

    CurseNetwork.ploudos.me

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  • — DupeMine — – OPKA TO ALL = x.mcdupe.ru Minecraft server

    — DupeMine — – OPKA TO ALL = x.mcdupe.ru Minecraft server

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    GUYS, EVERYONE GO TO OUR PVP/PVE, ALL OPKA AND [LEGEND] -> /code free, OUR SERVER ADDRESS: x.mcdupe.ru

    x.mcdupe.ru

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  • SoggyCraft

    SoggyCraft

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    SoggyCraft is a fun server with plenty of things to do such as fighting off our custom mobs and bosses with friends and crafting our custom ores to make stronger weapons. You wonโ€™t ever want to leave SoggyCraft We are a economy based server and have the majority of the server helping you grow in ranking and gaining money to buy new things. Our custom world, mobs, boses, and structures such was small kingdoms leads to a very fun survival experience. Playing as you and your friends vs the environment or you and your friends vs other players allows for many types of players to join and have fun. We hope you have a great experience and hope you and your friends help spread the server for more to join.

    68.201.38.11

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  • Medieval server eu

    Medieval server eu

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    Medieval Roleplay Non-Premium Server. Map of Europe with plugins, version 1.16.4.

    Create your kingdom or be a member of them, advance and create your civilization.

    Season 3.

    MedievalEuropeMinecraft.mcserv.me

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  • INFINITYHVH BEST HVH SERVER Minecraft server

    INFINITYHVH BEST HVH SERVER Minecraft server

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    top 1 HVH server

    mc.infinityhvh.ru

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  • Rede Craft

    Rede Craft

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    -=-=-=- Minigames Server, when you vote you will receive in-game rewards such as keys to boxes, items, land and more, Come have fun with us at RedeCraft!!! -=-=-=-

    play.redecraft.net:30122

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  • OneLife

    OneLife

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    OneLife – The best experience you’ll ever get!

    OneLife is a small Minecraft server, constantly working on creating more and more fun to give! If you’re looking for a server with fun, diverse gamemodes, then OneLife is the one for you!

    OneLife has an inclusive, diverse, fun community! Most players you’ll meet on the server are nice, and willing to help! It’s very easy to create friendships, alliances, and more!

    onelifemc.net

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  • Sheepsmp

    Sheepsmp

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    Server IP: sheepsmp70.aternos.me

    sheepsmp70.aternos.me

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  • ZanexMC

    ZanexMC

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    ZanexMC is a Lifesteal SMP which prioritizes pure vanilla experience over anything. It has an active staff team and an amazing small community already built up. The SMP has only been live for a couple days and is now open to the public! Come join us at zanexmc.com

    Discord – https://discord.gg/HmZsN3kZVm

    zanexmc.com

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