so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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MineCraftyEUkraine
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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
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DongCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!