Trade Negotiations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

RETALIATION, trade negotiations, global trade, international relations, WTO

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

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LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

government response, trade war, tariff, trade agreements, Lula

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

trade agreement, diplomatic relations, international trade, trade partnership, foreign policy

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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CraftyTradeWar

Tariffs, protectionism, global trade, trump, diplomatic relations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trade war between china and trump. build your own empire and conquer other players to show them who’s boss. we have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a giant chicken or a sword that shoots lasers. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyPandaPvP

China, trade agreements, US tariffs, trade dispute, trade retaliation

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

cross-border trade, Canada, North America, global trade, diplomatic relations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

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TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

trump, political decisions, foreign trade, trade war, global economy

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyTeslaWars

Automotive Industry, protectionism, trade relations, Tesla Vehicles, trade agreements

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual economy you’ve ever seen! Imagine if a country decided to retaliate against US tariffs by slapping a 200% or even 300% tariff on Tesla Vehicles – that’s the kind of chaos and craziness you can expect on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where anything is possible, from trading diamonds for enchanted weapons to building your own empire out of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure trove filled with rare loot or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual riches.

So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wild adventures and wacky shenanigans that await you here. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get caught in a prank war with the resident prankster, then all bets are off!

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CraftyTariffWars

North America, foreign policy, mexico, Tariffs, import/export

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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CraftyCanuckzHitHard

Politics, trade agreements, cross-border trade, RETALIATION, international relations

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, not anymore, cuz our premier is ready to go all hulk on trump if he tries to mess with us with tariffs. like, imagine a canadian premier smashing through walls and throwing tariffs like they’re frisbees. it’s gonna be epic, eh? join our minecraft server and be part of the action! we promise no tariffs, just good ol’ fun and games. come on, eh!

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