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  • CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

    CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge
    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.

    if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?

    so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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  • Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

    Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

    imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

    and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

    plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

    ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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  • MapleCraft vs TacoCraft

    MapleCraft vs TacoCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Canada and Mexico steelmakers are refusing new US orders just to play on it!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on this server built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. But get this, instead of riding in minecarts, they rode on flying pigs! It was the most epic ride ever, until a creeper blew it up. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s gooooooo!

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  • MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

    MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders
    come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

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  • AppleBlockCraft

    AppleBlockCraft
    So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

    But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

    But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

    So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • LumberCraft Minecraft Server

    LumberCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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