We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!
Build your own wall in our world and make the zombies pay for it!
Don’t be a noob like Biden, come show off your epic building skills with us!
Join now and make Minecraft great again!
Join us and witness the chaos as the US government starts printing money at lightning speed in Minecraft. Watch as players scramble to build the biggest and most extravagant structures with their newfound wealth, only to have it all come crashing down in a hilarious economic collapse.
But that’s not all! Our server also features epic battles between factions vying for control of the virtual world. Will you join the alliance of the Pigmen, or will you fight alongside the Endermen in their quest for dominance? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!
So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.
We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!
Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!
But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!
And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!
but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!
we have a special event every friday where we challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command.
if u join now, u get a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine bedrock. yea, u heard that right. come join us and live the boomer dream.
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.
also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!
| Server Name | Chloe’s Minecraft Viewer SMP |
|---|---|
| Focus | Building |
| Community | Kind and respectful, age range around 18+ |
| Plugins | Fishing upgrades, more crops, core protect, casino with mini games |
| Contact | Discord: ipeesittingTwitch: chlo3isapcgod |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the age range of the community? | Around 18+ |
| What can I expect in terms of gameplay focus? | Mainly building |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, including fishing upgrades, more crops, core protect, and a casino with mini games |
| How can I contact the server owner? | You can add them on Discord at ipeesitting or follow their Twitch at chlo3isapcgod |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule with an iron hoof and bacon grows on trees. If you can defeat the Bacon King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to get down and boogie. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Join us on this server and experience a truly wholesome Minecraft experience. Our community is filled with players who value virtue above all else, and we even have a special dress code to ensure that everyone is dressed appropriately. Say goodbye to common whores and hello to sensible garb that will make you feel like a proper woman of virtue.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knew that playing a game could be so virtuous and wholesome?