Trade Deal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MarketCraft Server – EU Edition

foreign policy, diplomatic negotiations, political stability, peace plan, european integration

haha ukraine be like “pls let us in ur single market” and EU be like “ok sure why not” like wut? ukraine just gonna waltz in and start sellin their potatoes and vodka like they own the place? sounds like a party to me! join our minecraft server for a taste of that international trade drama, we got ukraine-themed builds and a potato farm minigame where u gotta dodge angry EU officials tryna shut u down. come join the chaos and see if ukraine can make it in the big leagues!

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Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, trade negotiations, mexico, trade war, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself has waived all tariffs on canada and mexico until april 2!!! that’s right, you can mine and build in peace without worrying about pesky tariffs ruining your fun. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the server, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

Canada, agreements, Trump administration, North America, negotiations

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.

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TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!

Coming, trade war, export, trade deal, european union

so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

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MineralMoochCraft

Négotiation, Document, trade deal, political strategy, Diplomacy

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

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MineCrafty Dealz

Dealz, international relations, partnership agreement, minecrafty, Ukraine

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!

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CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

trudeau, Economic, Canada, extension, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, international trade, south america, Latin America

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

Server, trade deal, trade war, united states, Agreement

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia

united states, political tension, trade war, trade deal, global trade

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.

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