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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

    plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

    EU Tariff Trumpocalypse
    so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    NoTariffsJustBlockUS
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

    Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

    So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

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  • LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

    LiquorCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

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  • LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

    LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble
    so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

    we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

    also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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  • CraftyTradeWar

    CraftyTradeWar
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trade war between china and trump. build your own empire and conquer other players to show them who’s boss. we have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a giant chicken or a sword that shoots lasers. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

    CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL
    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

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  • TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

    TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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