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CraftyTradeWar
join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are actually bffs and they settle all their beef through intense pvp battles in game. witness the drama unfold as they argue over who has the better diamond sword and who gets to build the biggest wall around their base. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a dragon named barry. come join the fun before the trade war breaks out and all hell breaks loose. #minecraftpolitics #trudeautrumpbffs #dragonbarry #tradebunker -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh! -
CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
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ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server
so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips! -
CraftyTrump10
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again! -
TradeCraft2030
come join dis epic minecraft server where u can trade with india and russia IN DA GAME!!! we gonna boost ur virtual trade by 50% by 2030 cuz why not??! imagine all da diamonds and emeralds u can get from these countries, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, u might even get a chance to ride a virtual elephant or dance like a russian bear while playing. so what u waiting for?? join now and let’s make dat virtual money together, yeehaw!!! 🐘🐻💎💰 -
PompeoCraft: Nippon Steel Deal
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be a part of sum epic political drama? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got Mike Pompeo, yea, THE Mike Pompeo, advising on all da steel deals in da game. u can be part of da action, making alliances and backstabbing ur way to the top. join now for a wild ride of politics and steel in da virtual world. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame Pompeo. -
RollCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!
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AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world! -
SisGiftFail Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.
So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!