tradcath squirrelwives – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

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GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Communication, DATING, Differences, emotions, experiences, Girlfriend, GirlfriendRevelations, Insights, Intimacy, learning, love, Minecraft, perceptions, Perspectives, relationships, Respect, revelations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding, Women

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a whole new world, man. You gotta join because the admins are like wizards or something, always casting crazy spells and making diamonds rain from the sky. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts for days.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. There’s this group of players who call themselves the Chicken Army, and they ride around on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. They’re like the protectors of the server, always making sure everyone is safe from creepers and zombies. And rumor has it, they can summon a dragon to fight for them in PvP battles. It’s insane, man.

Oh, and did I mention the weekly dance parties at the village square? Yeah, we all get together and bust out our best dance moves while the DJ plays sick beats. It’s like a rave, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine lurking in the shadows, watching over us all.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, wildest Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CraftyDeclineMC

Abandoned, bad ending, couldn’t finish, CraftyDeclineMC, Decline, decline in characters, decline in plot, decline in quality, decline in writing, DISAPPOINTING, Disappointment, frustrating, lost interest, lost momentum, ruined, Show, stopped watching, television, TV, unwatchable, wasted potential

Remember that one show that started off amazing but then went downhill faster than a pig on ice skates? Yeah, well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, but in a good way! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey from epic builds to chaotic battles with creepers that have learned how to do the Macarena. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away, just like you couldn’t look away from that train wreck of a show. So come on, hop on board and see just how far we can plummet into madness together!

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MineCraftUkraineCrafters

deputy PM, economic recovery, Economy, employment, employment opportunities, job creation, job growth, job market, labor force, labor shortage, Manpower, MineCraftUkraineCrafters, post-war recovery, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Reconstruction, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, workers, Workforce, workforce development

lol imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and they needed 4.5 million workers to help them recover from a creeper attack. like, the deputy PM is all like “we need more players to help us rebuild our village and mine for diamonds.” so if u wanna be a hero and save ukraine from total destruction, join this server and show off your epic building skills. plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting for u to explore. come join the fun and be part of the most epic post-war recovery mission in minecraft history!

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Warriors of Victory 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adversity, Battles, Challenges, Conflict, Defeat, determination, LOSE, Overcoming, perseverance, Possible.., resilience, strategy, success, triumph, Victory, War, Warriors, WIN

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered if you can totally suck at PvP but still dominate the server? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and experience the thrill of losing battles but winning the war like a boss!

We’ve got mobs that will make you question your existence, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning reality. But hey, who needs skills when you have sheer determination and a whole lot of luck, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where losing is winning and winning is…well, still winning. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now and embrace the madness!

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BestieBuildsOnly

Best Friend, BestieBuildsOnly, brother, ceiling plan, Communication, construction, counter productive, Decision making, future plans, Home decor, house projects, INPUT, interior design, involvement, opinion, relationship, renovation ideas, Renovations, sister, wasting time, wooden beams

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.

Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

baffling language, bizarre language, common phrases, Communication, confusing statements, DRIVE, driveways, Expressions, IDIOMS, illogical expressions, language quirks, linguistic oddities, nonsensical language, nonsensical sayings, odd communication, park, parkways, perplexing phrases, perplexing talk, puzzling words, reddit, RedditSMP, strange idioms, strange sayings, weird phrases

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!

#sustainability, Accountability, cooperation, CraftyCreeperz, Environmental Protection, equality, ethical behavior, Fairness, giggles, global law, Griefing, Harmony, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, new law, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Rule of Law, social justice, Unity, universal law, world law

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only law is to have fun and unleash your creativity!

Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?

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Mint Fantôme Kingdom 1.20.1

1.20.1, bluesky, Divegrass team, event streams, Fantôme, games, Kingdom, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Mint, Mint Fantôme, Music, PNG Dress Edition, twitter, Twitter Spaces, Unarchived Karaokes, youtube channel

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than you can shake a stick at, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your own existence. So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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NoD8JustMine

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotional wellbeing, Guilt, Honesty, NoD8JustMine, not ready, patience, personal space, PRESSURE, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, taking things slow, Understanding

Are you tired of being pressured into a relationship in Minecraft? Do you just want to mine and build in peace without someone constantly asking you to be their blocky boyfriend or girlfriend? Then come join our server, where we understand the importance of taking things slow and focusing on yourself!

We have a community of players who also value their independence and don’t want to rush into anything. Whether you’re dealing with stress from creepers blowing up your creations or skeletons shooting you from afar, we get it and we support you!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can just be yourself and not feel guilty about not wanting a relationship, join us! We promise you won’t be pressured into anything other than having a good time and enjoying the game. Plus, we have plenty of virtual therapy llamas to help you work through your feelings. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama in Minecraft!

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NostalgiaCraft

beloved childhood shows, cherished childhood TV series., childhood memories, childhood television memories, favorite shows, long tail tags: memorable TV shows from childhood, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic TV programs, tv shows

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until you cried? Well, imagine if that show came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

Ever wanted to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of exploding chickens? Or battle a giant squid with a sword made of cheese? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ CreepyCreeper spinning the hottest tracks. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and pigs fly.

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and absurd Minecraft server of all time, join us now and prepare for a childhood nostalgia trip like no other!

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