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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3887	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	2322
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimension Hops:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	101
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a4.storymine.ru

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

adorable, Animals, Behavior, Chiikawa, Chiis, Creatures, Curious, cute, Dogs, doing.., Fluffy, investigation, Kawaii, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, puzzled, Questioning, Server, Small, social media, viral, why

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!