But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!
Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!
Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!
Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.
But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?
Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.
So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉
we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.
our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.
join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?
| Welcome to EmperixSMP 1.21! |
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| The server has just gone live today and is now open for everyone! |
| If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon. |
| If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions! |
| Discord Server |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server currently open for new players? | Yes, the server is now open for everyone! |
| What type of server is EmperixSMP? | EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life and the community. |
| Is the server focused on large builds and long-term progress? | Yes, the server aims to preserve player progress without resets for a large period of time. |
| Where can I ask more questions or get technical details about the server? | You can join the Discord server linked above and ask the staff for assistance. |