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Why Can’t We Buy TPU From Google? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with weak TPU? Well, look no further because our server has the beefiest TPU you’ve ever seen! We’re talking TPU so strong, Google won’t even sell it to us because they’re jealous of our corelit power.

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame it on the TPU). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the TPU decides to go rogue).

China’s Minecraft SMP Scientists

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where the players are all actually super intelligent scientists from China who have developed their own TPU using carbon-based transistors. This TPU is so powerful and energy efficient that it can literally teleport you in-game to wherever you want to go. Want to build a castle on top of a mountain? No problem, just type in the coordinates and boom, you’re there in seconds.

But here’s the catch – the TPU is so advanced that it occasionally glitches out and sends you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE. Imagine fighting off creepers made of cheddar and building a house out of Swiss cheese blocks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just part of the fun on this insane Minecraft SMP.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your brainpower, teleport you to cheesy dimensions, and make you question everything you know about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. Join us and let’s see where this crazy TPU technology takes us next!

SpikeCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

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Phoxis: Where even the custom mobs are asking for a raise! Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Phoxis
Version	1.20.2
Features	Custom races, Towny plugin, custom mobs, events, economy
IP	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

FAQ

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through custom plugins, including races, custom items, and crafting recipes.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

Phoxis features custom races, such as Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Players can create towns and nations with the Towny plugin for alliances and wars. Custom mobs and bosses are also part of our server.

What other features does Phoxis have?

Events are hosted weekly, including Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles. Towny, economy, and multiple dimensions like the resource world and Nether are available. Elysium is our exotic world. Join our server to experience it all!

Oopsie Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	3548	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitch for accidentally saying something racist because this site has rotted your brain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say whatever the heck you want without consequences! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and loves to prank unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your hair out? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber ducky as your weapon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!

TearJerk Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5947	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	1193

Are you tired of crying alone to sad songs in your room? Well, join our Minecraft server and we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy instead! Our virtual world is filled with so much laughter and fun that even the saddest songs will have you smiling from ear to ear. So come on, join us and let’s turn those tears into tears of laughter!

ParentalPotionsGoneWrong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Votes:	7726

Are your parents secretly obsessed with Minecraft but too embarrassed to admit it? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for them to unleash their inner block-building maniacs! Join us and witness your parents transform into master builders, creating epic structures and battling creepers like never before. Who knew they had such mad skills? Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your folks over a game of Minecraft – it’s a family affair like no other!

CroatianCyberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6717	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Votes:	3444	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE FIGHT OFF PRO-RUSSIAN HACKERS LIKE A BUNCH OF HEROES! WE’RE BASICALLY THE LARGEST CROATIAN HOSPITAL BUT IN MINECRAFT AND UNDER CONSTANT CYBERATTACK! SAVE LIVES BY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND DEFENDING AGAINST THE EVIL HACKERS! PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF DIAMONDS AND COOKIES TO GO AROUND! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND CHAOS!

CraftyConquest

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you join this server, you will be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into zombies! only the bravest players can uncover the truth and save the day.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)! Trust us, it’s just a question of time before you become addicted to this insane Minecraft server!

DentistCraft: Laugh & Smile Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join dis server! we got so many lolzy things happening dat u won’t be able to stop laughing!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of dancing creepers show up, doin the macarena! or how about building a house and a group of chickens start breakdancing on ur roof? it’s like a party in ur game!

we even have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to chill and dance the night away. u gotta see it to believe it! plus, our admin is a talking pig who wears a top hat. he’s always throwing crazy parties and giving out free diamonds like it’s candy.

so come join us on dis server and get ready to have ur mind blown with all the hilarious shenanigans we got goin on. trust me, u won’t regret it!

VitaminVoidMC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL U DONT NEED NO VITAMINS ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U NEED TO SURVIVE! JOIN US AND U WILL LIVE FOREVER IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, NO NEED FOR STUPID VITAMINS! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND ALL DA FUN STUFF U COULD EVER WANT! COME JOIN US AND BE IMMORTAL IN DIS CRAZY BLOCKY LAND! #MINECRAFT4LIFE