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NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7848
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	389445	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Votes:	6652
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5496	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	410
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	3080
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best friends, Disappointed, divorced parents, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Family issues, future MIL, future SIL, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, nasty person, ptsd, save the date cards, Server, snide remarks, special moment, toxic relationships, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, weight gain

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingDressDrama

alterations, Argument, attachment, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, emotions, family heirloom, mother’s dress, Panels, preservation, refusal, sentiment, sentimental, Sizing, tradition, upsizing, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	297362
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!

Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?

Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!