Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Enchantments Applied:	62	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

HitCraft VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Survival, teamwork, version 1.19

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hypixel	HitCraft
Large player base	Custom Survival gameplay
Variety of mini-games	Rewarding voting system
Frequent updates and events	Unique in-game rewards
Premium features available for purchase	Community-focused server
Well-established and popular	Version 1.19 gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I play with a large player base on HitCraft like on Hypixel?

HitCraft may not have as large of a player base as Hypixel, but it offers a unique custom survival gameplay experience with a community-focused approach.

2. Are there mini-games available on HitCraft like on Hypixel?

HitCraft focuses on providing a customized survival experience in version 1.19, rather than a variety of mini-games. However, it does offer unique in-game rewards and a rewarding voting system.

3. Does HitCraft have premium features available for purchase like Hypixel?

HitCraft does not offer premium features for purchase, but it does provide rewards through voting and in-game achievements to enhance gameplay.

4. Is HitCraft as well-established and popular as Hypixel?

HitCraft may not be as well-established and popular as Hypixel, but it offers a unique custom survival experience in version 1.19 with a focus on community engagement.

BrasCraft: Where Biofems Must Wear Bras 24/7

Biofems, body autonomy, body positivity, bras, BrasCraft, clothing, consent, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, gender, modesty, personal choice, Self-expression, social norms, societal expectations, undergarments, wear, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a wacky rule that will have you laughing out loud – biofems must wear bras at all times! That’s right, no going topless on this server unless you’re changing or taking a bath. Why, you ask? Because it’s just more fun that way! Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes (except for going braless, of course)!

HoloNiji VomitCraft: Where Holofans and Nijifans unite in barf-worthy harmony!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite power and the ability to turn all dirt blocks into chocolate cake. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, they may forget, but not me, no sir!

Server26: The Official Minecraft Boomer Club

Active players, boomer, Chest Shop Plugin, club, Community, Diamond Currency, Economy, German, Glazed Terracotta rotation, Harbor Plugin, hermitcraft, Hosted in Germany, Land claiming, Long Term Projects, MEGABASES, Minecraft, Official, Paper, Public farms, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade shops, Vanilla, Villager-like Trades

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible.
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops for trading
World Reset	Never
Land Claiming	Available
Player Trading	via signs (No adminshops)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use /tpa or set home?

No, those commands are not available on the server.

2. Are there any donation perks or benefits for buying power?

No, there are no donation perks or benefits for purchasing power on the server.

3. How often is the map reset?

The map will never be reset, allowing players to build long-term projects without fear of losing progress.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect and claim areas with a golden shovel.

5. Do you have rules against griefing or inappropriate behavior?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a friendly and respectful community environment. Please refer to the rules page for more information.

Blocky Boogaloo: ‘Oshi no Ko’ Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9773
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kana-chan and Akane. Kana-chan is actually Akane’s personal property – yes, you heard that right! Akane stumbled upon Kana-chan while mining for diamonds and decided to keep her as a pet. Now, Kana-chan follows Akane around everywhere, causing all sorts of mischief and mayhem. But don’t worry, you can join the server and help Akane keep Kana-chan in line (good luck with that)! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden all over the server filled with rare items and diamonds. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the craziness of Kana-chan and Akane’s adventures!

Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

Addictive, autists, Automation, BUILD, complex, Crafty, creativity, efficiency, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, indie, LOGISTICS, lol, madness, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, puzzle, Resource Management, Sandbox, simulation, strategy, teamwork

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

OrdiCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, clan system, Community, competitive, Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, leveling up, mineral protections, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading zone, unique kits, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual shop

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of game modes	Can feel overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and new content	Potential for lag due to high player count
Active community and events	Some game modes may not be as popular or well-maintained

OrdiCraft

Pros	Cons
Creative and unique features	Smaller player base may lead to less activity
Specialized gameplay experience	Limited game modes compared to larger servers
Custom content and rewards	Potential for slower updates and new content
Closer-knit community	Less variety in player skill levels

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes ranging from beginner-friendly to more advanced, allowing new players to find their preferred gameplay style.

What makes OrdiCraft different from other Minecraft servers?

OrdiCraft offers unique features such as a virtual shop, trade zones, special crates, custom bosses, and more, providing a specialized and immersive gameplay experience.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, while OrdiCraft may have a smaller but more closely-knit community.

Are updates more frequent on Hypixel or OrdiCraft?

Hypixel tends to have more regular updates and new content releases compared to OrdiCraft, which may prioritize quality over quantity in updates.

Trap-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4938
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4304	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of searching for traps to mess with on Grindr? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for finding all the traps you could ever want! Our virtual world is filled with secret hideouts, mysterious dungeons, and plenty of surprises around every corner. Join now and start your quest to find the most epic traps in all of Minecraft! Who needs gay bars when you have our server to fulfill all your trap-finding desires?

Crafty Trump’s Corruption: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only corruption you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is so clean, even Trump would be jealous. Build your dream world without the fear of shady deals or backdoor politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Join now and experience a world where the only scandal is when someone builds a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of town square.

SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Ghouls Haunt Your Blocks!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	607	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen! Join us if you dare for a spine-tingling adventure through haunted forests and cursed caves. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Herobrine himself! So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a scare, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the mobs is the lag (just kidding, our server is actually super fast). Join now for a hauntingly good time!

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