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Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

acquaintance, Adventures, Awareness, Chelsea, Chelseas, Columbia, Community, Crafty, crazy, Drama, familiarity, gossip, Identity, local gossip, Minecraft, Missouri, recognition, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, slut, small town, social circles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	276	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

Babes, beauty, blocky, Builders, culture, Diversity, Edition, empowerment, Family Values, fashion, feminism, Goddess, Goddesses, Greek, Greek women, History, Hospitality, independent, intelligence, Mediterranean, Mythology, opinion, role models, Stereotypes, STRONG, tradition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!

Crafty AF

Crafty, game design, game development, game industry achievements, game industry analysis, game industry innovations, game industry insights, game industry secrets, game industry strategies, game industry success, game industry trends, game licensing, game marketing, game quality, gaming industry, good games, licensed games, licensing deals, success stories, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	923692
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	200
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	82	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Star Shards Collected:	294	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8967	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5481	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Votes:	8669
Potions Brewed:	67	Crops Grown:	4715
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1567
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	484318	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!