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DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Crops Grown:	1865	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5707	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1012	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	862
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3433	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Void Armor Forged:	28	New Chunks Explored:	491673
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

banter, Battles, BBC, blocky, building, built, built for BBC, central, comedy, long trail tags, Server, Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.