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Capsule Craze: Loot Box Legacy

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haha so like, did you know that those lil toy machines where you put in a coin and get a surprise toy are like, the OG loot boxes? like, mind blown, right? well guess what, on our minecraft server, we take that concept to a whole new level! you never know what you’re gonna get when you open a chest or defeat a boss. it’s like a surprise every time! plus, we have this crazy story about how the owner of the server actually used to be a professional toy capsule collector and now he’s turned his obsession into this epic minecraft world. join us for some wacky adventures and tons of surprises!

IP: toyCapsuleMadness.About.minecraft

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WifeysBFFsCancelled Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, my wife’s best friend’s cousin’s sister’s husband’s kid is a total nightmare – like, seriously, this kid needs to be sent to military school ASAP. Last time we hung out with them, this kid threw a tantrum at every store in a theme park because he wanted ALL the toys. And when his dad ran out of money, he threw the biggest fit of all fits. It was a scene, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! This kid is not just a spoiled brat, he’s also verbally abusive. And his parents think it’s hilarious! Can you imagine? So, to avoid any drama, I decided to strip off my shirt and say “Nope, not going to that family gathering.” And I told my kids the same thing – we ain’t dealing with that mess.

But fear not, dear Minecraft player, for our server is a safe haven from entitled kids and clueless parents. Join us for a world of fun, where tantrums are strictly prohibited and respect is the name of the game. Plus, we have epic builds and awesome mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on over and escape the madness of the real world – you won’t regret it!

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ToyGodMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate existential crisis in blocky form! Imagine respawning in a world where God is just a mischievous child who created everything as playthings. Join us as we navigate through this wacky universe filled with giant Lego blocks and lava-filled swimming pools.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players using enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep (yes, you read that right). And if you die in battle, don’t worry – you’ll just respawn back in the world, ready for more chaotic fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our custom mini-games like “God’s Playground” where you have to navigate through a maze of giant toys while avoiding God’s temper tantrums. Trust us, it’s a challenge you won’t forget.

So come join us on our server and embrace the absurdity of it all. Who knew that dying could lead to such a hilarious adventure?

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SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

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OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

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Capsule Craze: Loot Box Legacy

WifeysBFFsCancelled Minecraft Server

ToyGodMC

SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

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