Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!
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Crafty Toys Minecraft Server
adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys
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NephewTrollBegone
BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?
With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!
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LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP
activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool
Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
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NostalgiaCraft SMP
cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful
Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!
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NostalgiaCraft SMP
Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past
Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!
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Nightmare Toys Transform
1980s, action figures, Challenges, childhood memories, Collectibles, creativity, design, Engineering, first, iconic, imagination, Nightmare, Nostalgia, Retro, Robots, toy designers, toy industry, Toys, transform, transformers, vintagejoin dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).
come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.
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MemecraftMemories
“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, ToysRemember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!
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ToyCraftRevived
cherished, childhood memories, childhood toy, classic, Favorite, Game, games, keepsake, longing, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, old school, Playtime, Retro, sentimental, ToyCraftRevived, Toys, Treasure, vintage, wish, wish list
Remember those days when you used to play with your favorite childhood toy or game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring those memories back to life! Join us and experience the nostalgia of playing with your old toys in a virtual world.Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to your childhood, where you can build epic castles with your favorite action figures or race cars in a pixelated playground. But beware, the toys have a mind of their own and may come to life when you least expect it!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant teddy bear into battle or have a tea party with a group of mischievous Barbies? Our server is a wacky and wild place where anything is possible, so come join us for a trip down memory lane and relive the joy of your favorite childhood toys!
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BabyBudgetsMinecraftSMP
baby gear, BabyBudgetsMinecraftSMP, budgeting, childcare, clothing expenses, college savings, diapers, education expenses, Expenses, extracurricular activities, family finances, financial burden, Formula, hidden fees, medical bills, parental responsibilities, parenting, raising a child, school supplies, Toys, unexpected costs
Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for a server full of hidden fees…literally! That’s right, every time you mine a diamond, there’s a chance a hidden fee will pop up and demand payment in emeralds. It’s like a surprise mini-game every time you play!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a baby zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence. The mobs here are as wacky as they come!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra emeralds, just in case.
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SneakyStepCraft
age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, ToysWelcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!
Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?
Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!
Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!
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CraftyCashCatastrophe
budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management
yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!
join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.
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GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server
ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years
Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.
195.201.204.247:25684
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Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!
+18, AGES, apex hosting, Cheating, Discord, English, experienced, Experium, Griefing, HARD, HermitCraft Inspired, java, Join, lag friendly, LEVEL, Multiplayer Sleep, new season, Ride, Server, smp, US, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering trader, west coast, Whitelist, WildAbout Experium SMP The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium. Member Requirements - Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
- Be able to remain active
- Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
- Have decently good Minecraft building skills
- Age 18+
- Speak English
Server Rules - Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations
- No griefing other members
- No taking the resources of other members without permission
- No cheaty mods/hacks
- No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
- Keep builds lag-friendly
Server Details - Version: 1.21
- Edition: Java
- Difficulty: Hard
- Host: Apex Hosting
- Server Location: West Coast, US
Datapacks - Multiplayer Sleep
- AFK Name Display
- More Mob Heads
- Player Heads
- Wandering Trader
- Armor Stand Statues
- Silence Mobs
- Coordinate HUD
- Nether Portal Coordinates
- Track Statistics
- Track Raw Statistics
- Anti-Enderman Grief
- Unlock All Recipes
Frequently Asked Questions:
1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?
You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8
2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?
Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.
3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?
Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.
4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?
The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.
5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?
The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.
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TroonOut Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUESAre you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!
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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny
Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!
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CraftyCanineCuisine
animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?
Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.
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CraftyGrad Minecraft Server
CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decisionAre you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.
So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.
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BurgerBustCraft
bad burger, burger, burger condiments, burger disappointment, burger disaster, burger fixings, burger ingredients, burger letdown, burger letdown condiments, burger letdown fixings, burger letdown ingredients, burger letdown toppings, burger letdowns, burger ruined enjoyment, burger ruined experience, burger ruined meal, burger ruined taste, burger toppings, BurgerBustCraft, ruined burger, ruined food
Picture this: you’re happily munching on a delicious burger in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire creation! Don’t let your burger dreams be destroyed by pesky creepers – join our server and build your burger empire in peace! With our anti-creeper protection, you can enjoy your virtual meals without any explosive interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rare and elusive Burger King mob, who will trade you golden burgers for rare items. So come on over and feast like royalty on our epic burger-filled server!
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic competition, economic relations, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, MapleCraft, Minecraft, national security, security concerns, Server, trade agreements, trade crackdown, trade disputes, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade restrictions, trade sanctions, unfair practices
come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!
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PeePeePanic – No accidents allowed!
Accidents, adult incontinence, Allowed, bathroom accidents, bathroom etiquette, bladder control, EMBARRASSMENT, emergency situations, PeePeePanic, personal hygiene, police intervention, public accidents, public disgrace, public facilities, public humiliation, public restroom, security measures, self-control, shame, social stigma, urinary urgency, wet pants, wetting pantscome join our epic minecraft server where if u pee ur pants, u get sympathy but if u pee ur pants and dont clean it up, u get escorted out by the police!!! why would u wanna miss out on that kind of excitement?? plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. u gotta see it to believe it. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of pee pants and fancy llamas!