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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8195 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 9047 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5940 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and turn zombies into unicorns. they rode off into the sunset on a giant chicken, laughing maniacally as they conquered the land.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us! we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again. plus, our moderators are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why people who own 7-Eleven must have been relieved that the tragedy of September 11th didn’t occur two months earlier. wait, what? just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
