ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

Disease, healthcare systems, ChunkyCraft, health risks, threat

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we promise to keep you so entertained that you won’t even have time to think about becoming overweight or obese by 2050! Our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll be too busy building, exploring, and battling mobs to even think about snacking on junk food.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Naptown

Quests, Biomes, Factions, Leaderboards, friendly community
Naptown Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Server Name Naptown

Server IP Naptown.playit.gg

Version 1.16.5

Player Count 100+

Features

Survival

Factions

Quests

Custom Enchants

Jobs & Skills

Leaderboards
FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What can I do on the Naptown server?

A: Naptown offers a vibrant and competitive world where players can explore terrains, mine resources, build bases, engage in conquests, and participate in community-driven events.

Rules

Q: What are the rules on Naptown?

A: The server enforces rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for specific rules.

Plugins

Q: Are there any unique plugins on Naptown?

A: Yes, Naptown features custom plugins that enhance gameplay, including a coin system for unlocking exclusive items and perks.

Community

Q: How can I connect with other players on Naptown?

A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/kWMF7g7Wk9 to interact with fellow players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news.

Monetization

Q: How does the coin system work on Naptown?

A: Players can purchase coins through the /shop command to unlock tool skins, in-game items, upgrades, and perks, enhancing their gaming experience.
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Server Name	Naptown
Server IP	Naptown.playit.gg
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	100+
Features	Survival Factions Quests Custom Enchants Jobs & Skills Leaderboards

Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

social dynamics, Gender Roles, male behavior, social commentary, cucks

🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!

Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

Feature	Description
Time-Color Spectrum	What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
Living Antigravity Soup	Craft a soup that floats away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
Invisible Blocks of Happiness	Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your sadness.
Cursed Villager Trades	Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
Enderman Karaoke Night	Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

SILlyBro Minecraft Server

Jealousy, misunderstanding, Server, Conflict, sister-in-law

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a family feud that makes the Hatfields and McCoys look like besties. We’ve got sisters, brothers, jealous SILs, tragic accidents, and property disputes that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll witness the epic battle for custody of a niece, forbidden babysitting, and threats of divorce over a grandma visit. It’s like a telenovela meets a Shakespearean tragedy, all set in the blocky world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tears, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SunBlockCraft

sensitivity, Cultural differences, skin care, sun avoidance, family vacation

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the blocks are always waiting to be mined!

Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!

We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.

But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”

So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!

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BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

physical appearance, famous people, APPEAL, smp, personal preference

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!

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CraftyBlockopolis

investigation, Ukraine, CraftyBlockopolis, international relations, speculation

Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations!

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CraftyCanucks

US tariffs, political tension, protectionism, cross-border trade, tariff negotiations

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Canadians ready to retaliate against US tariffs! Our foreign minister is a boss and he’s leading the charge in-game to show those Americans who’s boss. We got maple syrup cannons, hockey stick swords, and beavers ready to fight alongside you. Don’t miss out on the action, eh! Join now for a wild ride full of poutine-fueled battles and Tim Hortons breaks. Let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Prestiges, parkour challenges, pen, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Penitentiary
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net
Version	1.16.4
Player Count	100
Features	Become a Parolee and leave the prison Prestiges for special rewards Guards to protect and enforce rules Quests for extra cash or items Gangs for competition Rentable prison cells or plots Various ways to earn money And more…

FAQ

What makes this server different?

The Penitentiary focuses on the classic prison server experience, with a grind for resources, enforced regulations, and community interaction.

What are the ranks on the server?

A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard – Enforces rules
SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges
Warden – Administrator
SrWarden – Senior Administrator

What is the role of a Guard on the server?

Guards maintain order by enforcing rules against PvP, weapons, and potions. They play a roleplay element in the server environment.

Join the server and Discord for more information and to apply for the Guard position.

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk

Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

INTERLOPE – Unknown Server

Builds, Server, PvP, Minigames, Economy

INTERLOPE Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server Name INTERLOPE

IP play.interlope.com

Version 1.16.5

Player Count 50

Features Survival mode, custom plugins, active community

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of gameplay does INTERLOPE offer?

A: INTERLOPE offers a survival mode gameplay experience with additional custom plugins to enhance gameplay.

Rules

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include no griefing, respect for other players, and no cheating or hacking.

Plugins

Q: Are there any special plugins on INTERLOPE?

A: Yes, INTERLOPE has custom plugins designed to improve the gameplay experience for players.

Community

Q: How active is the community on INTERLOPE?

A: The community on INTERLOPE is very active, with events and interactions between players.

Monetization

Q: Does INTERLOPE offer any monetization options?

A: INTERLOPE may have donation options available, but gameplay is not pay-to-win.

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Server Name	INTERLOPE
IP	play.interlope.com
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	50
Features	Survival mode, custom plugins, active community

Toyko Ghoul

Naptown Minecraft Server

Server Overview

FAQ

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization