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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	8313	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Emeralds Found:	261
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Villages Defended:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	33973
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4881	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	89
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Emeralds Found:	1982	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Votes:	6152	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!