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Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	51
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

#youtube, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	1884
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	4003	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	9891
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

2024 PDC Winmau World Youth Championship, afternoon session, Butlin’s Minehead resort, Championship, collision course, Connor Scutt, coverage, darts, Day, Dirk van Duijvenbode, Dutch duo, evening session, FINAL, FINALS, Gian van Veen, ITV4, Jurjen van der Velde, Ladbrokes, Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals, Legs, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, Mike De Decker, Minecraft, Minehead, PDC, Players, Ross Smith, Roundup, ryan joyce, scott williams, Semi-Finals, smp, World Youth Championship

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6946	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	3610	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!