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NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	4801	Void Armor Forged:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2716

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6193
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Votes:	9847
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3793	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?