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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	408492	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7910	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Farms Harvested:	254

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	6220	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.