join dis server if u want to survive like a boss in a world where drinking poison is the key to success! we got crazy challenges like finding the rarest mushroom in the land of exploding chickens. if u can survive that, u can survive anything! plus, our admin once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join us and show off ur epic survival skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!
PotionCrafters: Small Doses, Big Problems
ToxicIslandCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!
ToxicCraft: Depression Edition
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION, BRO! OUR TOXIC-FREE ENVIRONMENT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN A CREEPER IN A MINEFIELD. WE TESTED 62 TOXINS LIKE FORMALDEHYDE AND METALS AND FOUND THAT 27 OF THEM WERE MAKING PLAYERS SADDER THAN A SQUID WITHOUT WATER.REGULATE THOSE HARMFUL CHEMICALS AND COME BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES WITH US. WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE SMILING MORE THAN A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS FOR DIAMONDS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!
ForeverCraft: CardioQueens
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!