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ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP
actions, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, Character, deceitful, Demeanor, dishonesty, IMMORAL, Impression, insincerity, intuition, manipulative, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, not good, red flags, selfish, smp, ToxicityAlert, untrustworthy, VIBES, warning signsIf someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob! -
LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax
A, Anime, bad job, BETRAYAL, Climax, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, episode, FINAL, Final episode, Frustration, guitar, LolCraft, love, MAINTAIN, mc, MONEY, paid shills, refund, regret, series, Time, wasted timeWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!
Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?
Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!
Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?
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DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, TreatmentWelcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?
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PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video gamesWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!
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50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).
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Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work historyYo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!