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GrandmaGoneTil6mos
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!
So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!
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ParentalNeglect420
Looking for an escape from your toxic family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.Escape the demands of your parents and build your own virtual world where YOU call the shots. No more dealing with their crazy requests like meeting their grandkids or covering their rent – on our server, the only thing you’ll be building is epic structures and friendships.
Who needs toxic family members when you have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with demanding parents.
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Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server
join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin! -
Antique Bedroom Lead Painted Server
come join our epic minecraft server where everything is covered in layers of lead paint just like my grandma’s antique bedroom set! it’s like a toxic treasure hunt as you navigate through our virtual world, dodging lead paint chips and trying not to lick anything! but don’t worry, the lead paint adds an extra challenge to the game, making it even more thrilling and heart-pounding! plus, who needs brain cells anyway? join now for a truly unforgettable and potentially hazardous experience! -
Toxic Skyblocks: Mindless Mining
are you tired of being unable to focus on your everyday tasks because of air pollution? well, have no fear, because on our minecraft server, we have ZERO air pollution! that’s right, breathe in that fresh virtual air as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.studies have shown that even brief exposure to particulate matter can impede your selective attention and emotional recognition. but on our server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense. you’ll be able to focus on your virtual adventures without any distractions.
join us now and experience the cleanest, most pollution-free minecraft server in existence. trust us, your brain will thank you.
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Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft
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MomVanished6YrsLol
Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together! -
ChemicalCraft: Break & Transform
join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can turn nasty chemicals into sparkly rainbows!imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a patch of forever chemicals, only for our bacteria buddies to swoop in and save the day!
we’ve got crazy scientists working around the clock to make sure our world is clean and safe for all players.
come join the fun and see what other wild and wacky surprises await you on our server!
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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass