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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7460 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 859 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!
