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  • Love at First Creeper Boom

    Love at First Creeper Boom

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌈🪓 Welcome to the Ultimate Looney Minecraft Adventure! 🚀🎮

    Are you tired of those boring, regular servers where the only drama is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, buckle up because you’re about to embark on a journey filled with the most insane tales and outrageously epic reasons to join our wacky Minecraft world! Let’s dive into why this server will be your new pixelated paradise! 🚀✨

    1. The Legend of the Love Potato 🥔❤️ Once upon a time, a bunch of players decided to cultivate an enchanted potato that could bestow the power of love upon anyone who eats it. Well, they gave it to a pig, who ended up being the world’s first romance novelist. Now you’re just one mining trip away from giving it to your favorite animal! Will you be the next author of “Fifty Shades of Farm”? Join us to find out!

    2. The Enchanted Lava Falls of Regret 🌋😱 Forget all you’ve heard about romanticizing beautiful vistas! In this server, we have the infamous Lava Falls of Regret. Once a fabulous waterfall, now a bubbling lava pit! Players come here to repent for bad building decisions while simultaneously getting turned into crispy bacon! Perfect for a quick snack on your adventure—who knew failure could taste so good?

    3. The Eldritch Zombies of Love 🧟‍♂️💕 Why settle for regular zombies when you could face the unspeakable horrors of the Eldritch Zombies? These undead sweethearts shoot hearts instead of projectiles! They’ll chase you until you finally confess your feelings, leaving you to wonder if the pursuit of romance is worth the impending doom! Bring your best pickaxe and your dictionary of love!

    4. The Quest for the Golden Chicken 🐔💰 Rumor has it there’s a Golden Chicken that lays eggs filled with 10,000 diamonds! But beware! It’s guarded by the infamous Giga-Goblin who only accepts terrible puns as payment. Get ready for a pun-off challenge unlike any other while the entire server tunes in to witness your cringe-worthy humor! If you can make him groan, the diamonds are yours.

    5. The Great Block War of 1989 📦⚔️ Experience the tales of the fabled Great Block War, where players fought valiantly for supremacy over, wait for it… sand blocks! Filled with betrayal, questionable tactics, and an armada of flying sheep! You’ll be able to reenact this tragic saga with your fellow players, putting your creativity and teamwork skills to the ultimate test.

    6. The Shrine of Infinite Misfortune 🍀💔 Ever wanted to try your luck in the most sinister way possible? Venture to our Shrine of Infinite Misfortune where you can flip a coin for a chance at glory or downfall. Spoiler alert: most people leave with nothing but a collection of cursed cobblestones and an existential crisis! Join to see if luck is really on your side or if you’ll just end up building a shrine to your failures!

    So what are you waiting for? Don your bravest armor, grab your diamond sword, and join our server for a ludicrous love-hate relationship with Minecraft that you’ll never forget! There are mountains to climb, dragons to tame, and an endless sea of bizarre stories just waiting for you to create them. GET IN HERE! 💥🌍✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToxicCraft – Society’s Glorified

    ToxicCraft – Society’s Glorified

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of society glorifying things that are actually toxic? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a strict “No Toxicity Zone” policy. That’s right, no toxic players allowed!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Rainbow Sheep Army.” These sheep are not your average Minecraft sheep – they have magical rainbow powers that can protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they throw the best parties in all of Minecraftia.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join now and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToxicCraft: Self-Care Edition

    ToxicCraft: Self-Care Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring self-care routines that just aren’t cutting it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of self-care madness that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about relaxation.

    Our server offers a unique twist on self-care by throwing you into a virtual world where you can mine diamonds, fight off creepers, and build your own self-care paradise. Need to destress? Just hop on and start punching trees like there’s no tomorrow. Feeling overwhelmed? Take a break and go on a virtual adventure to slay some dragons.

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive self-care rituals like sacrificing a virtual chicken to ward off bad vibes or meditating in a virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). So why waste your time on boring self-care trends when you can join our server and experience the ultimate in relaxation and chaos? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperCo.

    CraftyCreeperCo.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

    1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

    2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

    3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

    4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

    Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

    BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

    Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

    But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

    Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBucksBrawl

    BlockBucksBrawl

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP

    DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the cows have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two. Plus, our server is the only place where you can find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers who have surprisingly good taste in music. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ScentlessCraft

    ScentlessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you suddenly lost your sense of smell, the smell you’d miss the most would be the scent of our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (they’re not very good at it, but they try). Plus, our diamond mines are rumored to be so rich, even Herobrine is jealous! So come join us and experience the most fragrant adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

    SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21
    Description SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
    Features
      • 2 /sethomes + bed
      • easy /spawn access
      • developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
      • rare head drops
      • physical and active player-based economy
      • gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

    Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

    Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

    We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.

    Are there any limits on gameplay?

    We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

    Is there an admin shop or jobs on the server?

    No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.

    What is the discord server for?

    Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

    LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be – even a black American with a Ladarius-like first name and an Irish surname! Join us and live out your wildest identity fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden treasure of leprechaun gold at the end of a rainbow! So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

    Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

    ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

    Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MommyNoNoCraft

    MommyNoNoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.

    And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SimpleSMPStruggles

    SimpleSMPStruggles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.

    If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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