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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9335 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮