toxic metals – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

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ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

blocky, Celebrity, celebrity interview, celebrity life, Downfall, Fame, fame and fortune, fame documentary, fame journey, fame story, fame video, FAMOUS, legend, lost fame, McBlockface, NotSoFamous, once famous, past glory, player, public figure, Redemption, regret, Rise and Fall, rise to fame, success

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

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Blocky Pride Palace

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Allyship, blocky, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Palace, prejudice, pride, protest, social justice, Support, trans rights, Transgender, VISIBILITY

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

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Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

#youtube, darkest dungeon 2, Dinner, Dragon’s Dogma 2, drinks, ends, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, hacjenda, leisure, Life, Minecraft, persona 3, Play, Podcast, PS5, Relaxation, rpgs, Steam Deck, TV, w00rk, wódka, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PhaseConnectOfficialWebsite, #PhaseConnectPreviousThread, #PhaseConnectSchedule, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #TwitterLinks, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #YoutubeChannels, Adventure, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, PhaseConnect, Ultimate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

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Blocky Blingy Builders

best graphics, Blingy, blocky, Builders, console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming technology, graphics, high resolution, Immersive, next gen, PlayStation, PS5 Pro, top games, video games, visual quality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

communication skills, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, madness, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, Moids, personal growth, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

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LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

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Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

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MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

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