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CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	7702	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	538	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Votes:	9243	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ores Mined:	6884
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Votes:	523
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	796713
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6378
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4979	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	585015	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	New Chunks Explored:	709738
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	New Chunks Explored:	209981
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.