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ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Farms Harvested:	719	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9222	Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9262
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

Abuse, bullying, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Harassment, investigation, male colleagues, Military, Minecraft, mistreatment, Navy, Probe, Server, sexism, submarine forces, SubmarineSass, toxic culture, uk, Women, Workplace

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CraftyMinds: Where Self Improvement is just a Minecraft Server

CraftyMinds, Improvement, incel, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal empowerment, personal growth, psyop, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self help, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, toxic culture, toxic masculinity, Workforce

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	7651
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where we expose the truth about self-improvement! Ever wonder why they want you to constantly work on yourself? It’s all a psyop to keep you from realizing your true potential as a Minecraft master!

Join us and uncover the conspiracy behind self-improvement while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs self-improvement when you can improve your block-placing skills instead?

Don’t be a workforce drone any longer – join our server and break free from the chains of self-improvement! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and may even make a guest appearance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to enlightenment!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	133	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	17134	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	274
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, breaking news, Broadcast, cnn, coverage, current events, guys, headline, INFORMATION, live broadcast, Media, Minecraft, News, News Update, newsflash, Report, Server, social media, television, trending, turn on CNN, viral

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4644
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1316	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	6054
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

action-packed, amazing, Awesome, Entertaining, episode, Fan, fantastic, fuck, fucking, Great, hate, Incredible, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, Like.., Mind Blowing, Minecraft, must see, must watch, must-see TV, smp, Thrilling, wrestling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Buildings Constructed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adventure, beyond journey’s end, Character development, coping, Emotional journey, FANTASY, frieren, Hidden Gem, JOURNEYS, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga lover, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, must-read, Server, Underrated

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!