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BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Magic Items Found:	8476	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Potions Brewed:	95	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	988
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	5614

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6058	Emeralds Found:	8372
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6397
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Farms Harvested:	210	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed