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  • Crafty Catastrophes Co.

    Crafty Catastrophes Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

    Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

      • Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!

      • Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!

      • Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).

      • The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!

      • End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!

      • Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!

      • Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!

      • In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamCraft: Boundaries Edition

    FamCraft: Boundaries Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

    Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancĂ©’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!

    But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancĂ© won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!

    Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

    Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fresh new survival RPG like style

    Plugins to learn:

    Pyrofishingpro – type /fish menuPyrofarming’ – type /farm menuAuraSkills – type /skills

    join.maskedcity.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

    Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Focus Building a community and having fun
    Features Whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing, end event completed, shopping district for economy, building and redstone focused
    Join Discord https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server to ensure safety and security for all players.
    Are there protections against griefing and stealing? Yes, the server has measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing, allowing players to enjoy their builds and items without worry.
    What is the focus of the server? Turnabout is a building and redstone focused server, where players can unleash their creativity and showcase their skills in construction.
    What events or activities are available on the server? The server recently had an end event, opening up the end for players to explore. A shopping district is also being set up for players to engage in the economy.
    How can I join the community? Interested players can join the Discord server for more information and to connect with other members: https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BritBanter Minecraft Server

    BritBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP