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NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	184	Crops Grown:	3557
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8460	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Alien Abductions:	5	Mines Excavated:	3216
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1920
Votes:	1504	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

exchanging Pokémon

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	New Chunks Explored:	546703
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Potions Brewed:	156
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	516041
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!

MommyCutsNoConsent

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give your kids surprise haircuts like some crazy babysitter! Our server is a hair-raising adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and hair-raising challenges.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we won’t touch your hair without your permission!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the importance of hair autonomy? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who gives out free haircuts to all who dare to explore its depths.

Don’t miss out on the hair-raising fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your hair down (or keep it long, we won’t judge)!