Description:
Newpros is a chill semi-vanilla SMP. It has cool features like /home and /tpa. Players can feel safe with grief protections and claims. There’s a nice town at spawn, and it’s hosted by Shockbyte.
Version: 1.21.5 Survival
Community: Small but friendly staff and players. Come join the fun!
Join Us Today! Hop on and make new pals in a great gaming space!
15.204.152.49
🪦 Welcome to the Slightly-Insane-A-Lot-of-Mining server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is figuring out how to craft a crafting table? Do you long for a world where llamas smuggle diamonds and creepers moonlight as motivational speakers? Well, buckle up your diamond boots because this is about to get wild!
Unbelievable Crafting Recipes!: Forget about crafting a boring old bow. Here, you can combine a stick, a banana, and a dragon’s tooth to whip up the “Banana Blast Bow” that shoots explosive fruit salad! We’re literally fighting with potassium!
Lava Golem Rodeo: Ever wanted to ride a lava golem into battle? Of course you haven’t! Because that’s the dumbest idea! But guess what? We make it happen! Saddle up and hold on tight as these fiery beasts take you on a tour of the Underworld!
The Great Pig Race: Too many pigs? We think not! Join our annual “Pig Off” where players race their prized porkers through a maze of exploding TNT and enchanted creepers. The winner receives a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots! Someone’s gonna need a bigger barn…
Nether Reality TV: Engage in the most outrageous reality show featuring mobs! Watch as Endermen and Creepers navigate their way through ridiculous challenges like “Who Can Twerk the Best?” or “Synchronized Lava Diving.” You won’t believe it until you see it!
Time Travel Shenanigans: Hop in our “Time-Phasing Portal,” where you can battle against historical figures like “Gandalf the Green” and a techno-savvy version of Steve Jobs who somehow came back with ultra-modern crafting tables. History class was NEVER this fun!
The Creepy Creeper Carnival: Once a month, our server hosts a carnival run entirely by creepers! Ride the "Exploding Ferris Wheel" (it’s a designated blast zone) or try your luck at the “Bomb Toss” game where you can win a plush version of yourself – which might explode if you squeeze it!
Reality Bending Biomes: Minecraft’s biomes just got some serious upgrades! Join our server to explore scenic areas like the Floating Island of Lost Socks or the Upside-Down Jungle where the trees are made of candy canes, and gravity is merely a suggestion. (Just don’t look up… or down… or anywhere 😉).
So what are you waiting for? It’s 2025, and YOU can be part of the most ridiculous Minecraft experience where every block you break could lead to something uniquely outrageous! Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🍌✨
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with talking animals and endless candy. And if u find the golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, u become the ruler of the entire server and get a crown made of pure gold.
So, what are u waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, u won’t regret it!
IP: model10.About.10
u see, on this server, we believe in stoppin game shame. that’s right, no judgin here for playin too much. a new study even says that playin games doesn’t affect ur life satisfaction or mental health as long as u love it. so come on over and play to ur heart’s content!
we don’t care how long u play, as long as u love it. so join us and let gaming fit into ur lifestyle in the best way possible. come on, what are u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!