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TowMyNeighborCarLOL

apartment, apartment living, car towed, code of conduct, Community Rules, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, Etiquette, Frustration, husband, monthly payment, Neighborhood, neighbors, neighbors staring, parking space, parking spot, towing, TowMyNeighborCarLOL, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1685	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Votes:	3290	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	142	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!