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TowMyNeighborCarLOL

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5710
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	4479	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Items Found:	7698	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Emeralds Found:	4651	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1236	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!