TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Hey gamers,

So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.

Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!

I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6251	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	117	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	3316
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	103	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	748369	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6538	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	218
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9195	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	9484	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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