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PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

Bad Gyal Shawty, Call My Friend, dance music, european music, Eurovision, Eurovision Song Contest, international music, Italia, Italian culture, Italian Euro Song, Italian Music, Italian Pop, italy, Mafia, Minecraft, Music, new song, Pizzacraft, pop music, Server, Spaghetti Mafia, wagwan

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	3717
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most spaghetti-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become part of the Spaghetti Mafia, where we take our pasta very seriously. Our bad gyal shawties will show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this Italian-inspired world.

But be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground pasta lair where players can challenge each other to spaghetti eating contests. Winners get a lifetime supply of marinara sauce!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure filled with carbs, chaos, and plenty of laughs. It’s gonna be a pasta party you won’t want to miss!

HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs

attraction, body image, Boundaries, Brewery, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, family, Honesty, HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs, husband, Marriage, mental health, night out, parenting, physical health, postpartum, relationship, Respect, Restaurant, self esteem, weight gain

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is key! Just like this husband who always keeps his wife in the loop about his attractions to other women, we believe in open communication. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected revelations and emotional outbursts.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations and have a good cry, just like the wife who finally snapped after her husband’s constant comments about other women. Let it all out and release that pent-up anger in a safe and supportive environment.

Experience the thrill of slamming your hands on the table and telling someone to shut the eff up, just like this wife did in a moment of pure rage. Let your emotions run wild as you navigate through our virtual world filled with surprises and unexpected twists.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, from emotional breakdowns to silent rides home. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the A-hole. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server!

HotForBlocks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

What would your keyboard complete: “I get hot for blocks”? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where blocks are hotter than lava! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

CraftyEurosEntrance

bild, border control, CraftyEurosEntrance, European Championship, european football, EUROS, football tournament, germany, immigration control, security alert, security breach, security concerns, security measures, sports event, unauthorised entries, unauthorized access, unauthorized access detection, unauthorized immigrants, unauthorized individuals, unauthorized persons, unauthorized visitors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	815
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

DictatorCraft: Rule the Blocks!

AUTHORITY, Behavior, blocks, conformity, control, crazy person, dictator, DictatorCraft, Dictatorship, Government, influence, leadership, Manipulation, mental health, obedience, Oppression, Politics, power, Psychology, rule, social dynamics, society, tyranny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

join our epic minecraft server where u can be the dictator of ur own world! tell ur friends what to do and watch as they follow ur every command like mindless zombies! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, or maybe a diamond fist if ur feeling fancy.

we have insane events like the annual llama race where u can ride ur trusty llama steed to victory and claim the title of llama king! or join our weekly spleef tournaments where u can battle it out with ur friends in a epic game of block-breaking madness.

but beware, there are dangers lurking in the shadows of our server. from deadly creepers to sneaky griefers, u never know what might happen next. so grab ur sword and shield and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

so why wait? join our server now and become the ultimate dictator of ur own minecraft world! who needs therapy when u have absolute power, right?

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime fansubs, anime genre, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime review, anime season, Anime Series, AnimeCraft, best anime, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must watch, nobody watched, Popular Anime, Server, this season, Top Anime, Underrated

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6715	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as underrated as the best anime this season that nobody watched? Look no further! Our server is like that hidden gem anime that only true connoisseurs appreciate. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs mainstream when you can have a server that’s so underground, it’s practically in the Earth’s core? Join now and be part of the elite few who truly understand greatness!

MineCrafty Mischief Server

Blockchain, bull market, Coin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ethereum, finance, hate, investing, Investment, market, market trends, minecrafty, Mischief, outside, Potential, retards, Septembear, September, Server, Summer, summer activities, Trading

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Confrontation, difficult decisions, Drama, emotional turmoil, ex girlfriend, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Invitation, long-lost brother, loyalty, Minecraft, mixed emotions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and betrayal that will make your jaw drop!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your long-lost brother, who you haven’t seen in over 22 years, is getting married. But wait, it gets better – his bride-to-be is none other than your ex-girlfriend of 9 years! And to top it all off, your brother reveals that she cheated on you with him! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the most outrageous family reunion you’ll ever experience. Will you attend the wedding and witness your ex saying “I do” to your own brother? Or will you stand your ground and refuse to be a part of this crazy love triangle? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

MineCraftDeadBeatDad

BETRAYAL, child support, Court, custody, drastic measures, irresponsible spending, KIDNAPPING, kids’ needs, MineCraftDeadBeatDad, Modification, neglect, Police, Protection, RAGE, vacation funds, visitation, well-being, withholding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Emeralds Found:	6078	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mines Excavated:	4214
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Imagine a world where child support drama unfolds in Minecraft form. Witness the epic battle between a dad trying to protect his kids and an ex-wife splurging on vacations with her new beau. Will he withhold child support? Will she call the cops? Find out on our server!

Build your own dollar store flip flops that won’t fall apart in a day, and feast on virtual ramen noodles while your in-game kids complain about their too-small shoes. It’s a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane plot twists.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have child support drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CognitiveCraft2020

biden, challenge, cognitive assessment, cognitive test, CognitiveCraft2020, confusion, controversy, debate, Doctor, election, medical examination, Memory, mental acuity, mental health, name mix-up, Politics, presidential candidates, presidential race, Testing, trump, Trump vs Biden

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4632
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!