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ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Runes Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

SpongeBob’s Laundry Day

Bacteria, bathroom, bedding, cleaning, curtains, Day, Dirt, dishcloths, germs, household chores, household item, hygiene, kitchen, Laundry, maintenance, mattress, overlooked items, pillows, SpongeBobs, Sponges, towels, Washing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Have you ever thought about washing your toaster? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take cleanliness to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of scrubbing pixelated appliances while dodging creepers and zombies. Trust us, your virtual kitchen will thank you for it! So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

TowelSwapCraft

Alternative, bathroom, convenience, Creative, drying, eco-friendly, efficient, hand dryer, home, Household, hygiene, idea.., innovation, interior design, MODERN, practical, solution, Swap, towels, TowelSwapCraft, Unconventional

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.

not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.

so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.

GreekWarz Minecraft Server

#youtube, Conflict, Cyprus, Drones, european union, Germans, greece, GreekWarz, humor, inter-European wars, international relations, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, satire, Server, sun beds, tourism, towels, travel, vacation, Video

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6750	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	5873

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the ultimate summer showdown in Greece and Cyprus, where players battle it out with towel-bombing drones developed by the mischievous Germans. Will you be able to defend your sun bed from the onslaught of fluffy projectiles? Or will you join forces with the natives in a quest for peace and relaxation? Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this wacky and wild world. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, BackInBlockyBusiness, destiny, Europe, european union, global shift, growth, historical significance, History, Minecraft, nationalism, planets aligning, Political unrest, power, Prophecy, prussia, restless, resurgence, Revival, rise again, smp, Unity

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Europe is growing restless and the planets are aligning for an epic showdown. But wait, there’s more – Prussia will rise again and you have the chance to be a part of this historic event!

Join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and insane shenanigans as we pave the way for Prussia’s triumphant return. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild ride? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

CreeperCove Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Best Friend, boyfriend’s friend, bump, close friend, couch surfing, cramped living space, CreeperCove, long term, lost apartment, Minecraft, move in, privacy, privacy concerns, refusing, rough breakup, selfish, Server, solid plan, tense relationship, unsupportive, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	684	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: Sofia, Jake, and Mark living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together. Will Sofia and Mark become besties or will they battle it out for Jake’s attention? Will Jake ever stop being distant and cold? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between friends as they navigate through the awkwardness of living together. Will Mark ever find a new place to live? Will Sofia finally get her privacy back? The suspense is killing us!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have this juicy love triangle to keep you entertained?

GriefBlockerGF

Assistance, bereavement, Boyfriend, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Grief, GriefBlockerGF, GRIEVING, Help, Illness, Loss, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Sickness, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).

Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

LastMealB4Death Minecraft SMP

death, end of life, favorite dish, final bite, final craving, final dinner, final dish, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final supper, final taste, final treat, Food, last meal, last supper, LastMealB4Death, Minecraft, smp, ultimate meal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast before the apocalypse hits!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, intense parkour challenges on lava lakes, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your last meal one to remember!

SkillCraft: Ageless Abilities

Abilities, Adaptability, ageless, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, self-care, SkillCraft, Skills, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5832
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Join our server and learn the essential life skills of building epic structures, surviving zombie attacks, and mastering the art of crafting diamond armor. Trust us, these skills will definitely come in handy when you’re stranded on a deserted island or facing off against a horde of creepers in real life. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while preparing for the apocalypse – because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic states, border, construction, CraftyBaltic, Defense, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, international relations, Lithuania, military bases, military cooperation, military presence, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic positioning, Troops

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear a rumor about Lithuania building bases for German troops near the border with Russia. Like, what even is that about? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. And get this, our villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise! They’re always trying to abduct players and take them to their UFO base hidden underground. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon against them – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next! Plus, we have unlimited cake and free hugs for everyone who joins. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaGrieferz: School’s Out, Weapons in Rafah

airstrikes, Conflict, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaGrieferz, Hamas terrorists, idf, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, military operation, palestine, Rafah, School, SCHOOLs, security threat, targeted strike, Terrorism, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	840208	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up schools and find weapons in random places like Rafah! It’s a total war zone, just like Gaza City but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. Plus, we have secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

GreatnessCraft: Humble Politicians Only

Accountability, Campaign, Character, Democracy, elected leaders, elected officials, Government, GREATNESS, GreatnessCraft, Honesty, Humble, humility, Integrity, leadership, Persuasion, politicians, Politics, public opinion, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, trustworthiness, Voting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8991
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine a world where the only way to be, like, president is to, like, convince everyone that you’re, like, the greatest thing since sliced bread. on this server, we want, like, humble elected officials who are, like, totally awesome but also totally down to earth.

join us if you want to, like, rule over a virtual kingdom with an iron fist, but also have a heart of gold. convince your fellow players that you’re the best choice for president by, like, building the most epic structures and, like, slaying the most dragons.

if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate leader, then, like, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next, like, virtual president of our totally rad world.

ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

#1, 25-month period, 500kcal, body weight, calorie restriction, correlation, diet, fat loss, fiber intake, health, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term, nutrition, participants, protein intake, ProteinCraft, research study, scientific findings, Server, slim, study results, Trim, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1884
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!