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I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6291
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	8496	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9626	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8539	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a HoloEn original song hitting the top of the charts? Look no further! Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, just waiting to be discovered.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!

/The Bag/ – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6614

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where the only limit is your imagination? Join us and witness the epic battles in the Land of Chokmah, where players wear special armor and fight in fields like never before. But beware, the Total Assault of Gregorius will test your skills in insane and tormenting ways with blue damage – are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Double the bounties, double the XP, and double the commissions/lessons await you in this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Livin’ on Sweets mini-game where you’ll be living on nothing but sugary goodness!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness in this Minecraft SMP like no other. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

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Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimension Hops:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9920	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Do you enjoy mining for diamonds while dodging creepers and building epic structures? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just last week, one of our players logged on to find their entire base had been turned into a giant cake. And the best part? It was actually edible!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from flying pigs to talking villagers, then look no further. Join us at https://dmpwn.info and prepare for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Reagan’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle political debates with epic build battles! Trump may be the modern day Ronald Reagan, but on our server, he’s just another player trying to survive in a blocky world. Democrats are framing him as a Nazi? Please, on our server, we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of llamas to worry about political drama. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds are the conspiracy theories floating around spawn.

moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of your mom’s friends constantly asking about your non-existent love life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the awkward questions and focus on building relationships with blocks instead of people! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a loyal pet pig as your main squeeze? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood romantic looking for love – maybe you’ll find your soulmate in the End dimension! Join now and never feel ashamed about your relationship status again!