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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2314 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 223 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
