TouristTrapCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4916	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Void Armor Forged:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Animals Bred:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	8097	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6626
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	1305
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!