JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER, WHERE U CAN BE A SPY OR A TOURIST OR MAYBE EVEN A SECRET AGENT IN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD.
COME ON, U KNOW U WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U MIX SPY GAMES WITH BEACH VACATIONS AND ADD A DASH OF DRAMA.
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO INSANE FOR WORDS. LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER, Y’ALL!
We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!
And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!
Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.
And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.
Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.
Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.
And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.
But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Uncover the mysteries of the Ender Dragon’s secret love affair with a zombie pigman, or explore the dark past of the villagers who are actually aliens in disguise!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates lurking in the shadows. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta keep Minecraft weird!
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Chaos | A custom Paper fork with optimizations. |
| Server IP | artemis.rip |
| Minecraft Version | 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported) |
| Online Server Map | Available |
| Full Server Backups | Includes full rollback support |
| Anti-Cheat | Includes anti-xray |
| Detail | Description |
|---|---|
| Location | Kansas City, MO, USA |
| Internet | Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack |
| Specs | Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM |
For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.
We look forward to having you on the server!
A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.
A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.
A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.
A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.
On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?
Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!
Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?
But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!
but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.
so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!
