Tourist MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

customs, could she, assimilation, Diversity, Appearance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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VolcanoVacay Minecraft Server

Tragedy, investigation, Fatalities, travel, national park

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of a tourist helicopter crash near a volcano in Russia! Survive the wreckage and build ur own helicopter to fly away to safety! Watch out for lava monsters and flying cows, they’re everywhere! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

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IceCaveDisasterMC Server

search and rescue, glacier, extreme tourism, risk assessment, Iceland

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!

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NoCuts4TouristsMC

Tourist, tourist attraction, special moment, customer service, Cultural differences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of tourist-filled cities and enjoy some delicious virtual stroopwafels without any line-cutting drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your precious stroopwafel stash from greedy players who think they can just waltz in and buy out the entire stock. Will you stand your ground like our brave player did in the bakery, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them have their “special moment”?

But beware, there may be some players who think you’re the real villain for not letting them have their share of the virtual stroopwafels. Can you handle the heat in this intense stroopwafel showdown?

So come on over to our server and show off your stroopwafel-buying skills, because in this world, it’s every player for themselves when it comes to these sweet treats. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculous encounters that await you on our server!

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PompeiiCraft Minecraft Server

DISRESPECTFUL, conservation, heritage site, PompeiiCraft, illegal activity

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can carve ur initials into ancient ruins without gettin in trouble? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and unleash ur inner vandal in a totally legal and fun way!

imagine, u can be like that tourist who got caught carving initials into a 2,000-year-old home at pompeii, but without the consequences! u can be the bad boy or girl u always wanted to be without any of the guilt!

join our server now and let ur inner rebel run wild! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some ancient secrets while ur at it! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

ac, Tourist, Booking, regret, discomfort

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

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HolyCraft: Escape from Athens

ATTACKED, travel, Xenophobia, violence, Holycraft

OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, LIKE LITERALLY LIT WITH LAVA AND STUFF. WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER NAMED BOB BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE AND THEN A GIANT MOUSE CAME AND ATE IT ALL. IT WAS HILARIOUS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE LLAMAS RULE AND PIGS FLY. IT’S LIKE A FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS.

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE TACOS ON TUESDAYS. YOLO!

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CraftyDisasterLand

DISAPPOINTING, NEGATIVE, travel regrets, vacation, Foreign

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

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Country Local Minecraft Server

Diversity, local ], cultural exchange, foreigner, Exploring

Are you tired of blending in with the locals in your own country? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become a master of disguise as you navigate through different biomes and terrains.

We have a secret potion that allows you to transform into any creature you desire, from a sneaky creeper to a majestic ender dragon. Imagine the looks on the villagers’ faces when they see a pig suddenly start building a house!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a mysterious portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on the other side?

So come on down and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might just pass as a local in this crazy world!

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Tourist Soaked Server

tourist destinations, Urban Tourism, European travel, barcelona, travel

LOL come join our minecraft server where we spray visitors with water guns like in Barcelona! Our residents are protesting the crazy amount of tourists by soaking them in water! It’s a wet and wild time on our server, you won’t believe the chaos! Join now for a splash-tastic adventure!

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