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HolyTouristDrama

agendas, aita, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trap

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

beauty, Country, culture, DATING, elegance, EUROPEAN WOMEN, exotic women, fashion, foreign women, French, french cuisine, French Culture, french language, french women, international dating, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, parisian women, relationships, romance, smp, travel, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3844	Ores Mined:	8682
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Enchantments Applied:	224
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2367
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	216

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	6910
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?

⚡ DARKGRIEF⚡ Survival, Variety PVP ⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4034
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Buildings Constructed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

About us: Grief server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to everyone’s opinions. Thank you if you choose us!

If you need help, we will help and will not leave you unattended!

Everything that was shown in the screenshots is not everything, there is a lot more, come check it out for yourself!

mc.Dark-Grief.ru

Spugunke

Active, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, Growing, Ip:, java, Non-Laggy server, original feel, Players, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Version

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10

Spugunke Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Features	Tpa’s /spawn sethomes Non-Laggy server Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 days old.
Is the server vanilla?	The server is as close to vanilla as possible to retain the original Minecraft experience.
What are some key features of the server?	Features include Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, and Crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs.
Is the server active and looking to grow its player base?	Yes, the server has active players and is looking to expand its community.

Holomem Unity 1.20.4

1.20.4, achievement, collaboration, collective success, Community, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, growth, Help, holomem, indie, interconnectedness, motivation, mutual aid, progress, Small Business, solidarity, success, Support, teamwork, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – when you succeed on this server, you’re not just helping yourself, you’re helping all the other players too! It’s like some crazy holomem synergy going on, man. But if you join those other servers, pfft, forget about it. Your success won’t mean squat to those other indie losers. So, come join us and let’s all rise together in this wacky Minecraft world!

She Was Too Good For This World Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness the legend of “She was too good for this world”, a player who was so skilled at PvP that they could take down an entire army of creepers with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that they were actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, casting spells and summoning mobs with just a flick of their wrist.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Liberation Front”, a group of rebellious llamas who have banded together to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Join them in their quest for freedom and witness epic llama battles like you’ve never seen before.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a flying pig, build a house out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and embrace the chaos!

LifeHaterNoMore – Minecraft SMP

avoiding negativity, coping strategies, emotional well being, finding happiness, finding joy, Gratitude, inner peace, life satisfaction, LifeHaterNoMore, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self-care, smp, staying motivated, Stress Management

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. You gotta join us because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that explodes every time you ride it. So come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and avoid hating life like a pro!